Six Flags Safari Monkeys Scary Story

As we entered the Six Flags drive-thru safari on a day when people were desperately seeking entertainment during the pandemic, I couldn't help but feel a sense of unease wash over me. The crowds were overwhelming, and the claustrophobic atmosphere was palpable. I almost gave in to the temptation to pay the hefty fee for admission, but then common sense prevailed, and I realized it was simply not worth it.

The website's request for a $20 prepayment for parking added insult to injury. As we made our way into the safari, I couldn't help but feel like we were being taken advantage of. The experience itself was adequate, but the disorganization of the crowd and the fact that it took four hours longer than advertised left a sour taste in my mouth.

Normally, with a reasonable crowd and decent traffic flow, the animals would have been interesting and engaging. But desperate for food and bathroom facilities, we were exhausted and miserable. The safari turned out to be a nightmare, with bumper-to-bumper traffic jams that seemed endless. We were stuck in a two-lane traffic jam, unable to escape or even move at a decent pace.

It wasn't until three hours later that we finally approached the exit, cheering in relief as we made our way out of the chaos. The website had promised an approximate one-hour completion time for the safari, but it seemed like a distant memory as we waited in traffic for another hour before entering the area where the animals were located.

We assumed there was some sort of accident causing the delay, but the traffic turned out to be part of an hour-and-a-half-long line just to approach the entrance to the safari. To make matters worse, when we left the park, we encountered a several-mile backup approaching the Six Flags exit. It seemed like no one had thought about capacity or reservation times during this pandemic-fueled chaos.

Despite my initial reservations, I had attempted to make an online reservation for tickets, but the system was not functioning properly. After multiple emails and phone calls, I finally managed to secure a spot, only to be left feeling frustrated and disappointed by the experience as a whole.

As we navigated the Six Flags drive-thru safari during the COVID-19 pandemic, it became clear that this was not the relaxing, enjoyable experience we had hoped for. Instead, it turned out to be a stressful and overwhelming encounter with monkeys and other animals that left us feeling drained and exhausted.

Six flags safari monkeys scary story